The LOST series, so far

OK, well, to be honest if I hadn't set myself this stupid goal of watching every single episode so that I could watch the series finale with the rest of the world, I would have stopped watching LOST about 20 episodes ago. I don't care so much for the characters anymore, in fact whether they get off the island or not really doesn't even bother me. Weird shit is continuing to happen (Jacob the invisible man, the ever present black smoke monster, Locke being shot and visited by Walt, the people from the helicopter know something that they aren't sharing)... OK, so it kinda sounds dramatic and exciting but my carefactor left with Anna Lucia...

But I'll soldier on, cos I said I would...

Season Four, you better bring me something good...

Season 3: Ep 22/23

(Double ep, double word count)
Something actually happened? Wow. After ridiculous attack attempt on The Others fails, Charlie does his suicide mission and leans that it is not Penny's boat (oops, have I mentioned the boat yet?) Everyone we care about (do we though?) is safe from The Others but are they getting off the island? Flashfowards make me think that yes, yes they are.

Season 3: Ep 21

The Others want to kidnap the preggo women, how many could there be?! Charlie goes on a suicide mission to an underwater communications deck.

Season 3: Ep 20

Who the eff is Jacob? Ben shoots Locke because he can hear him? Is that why? Jack and Juliette are conspiring against The Others (I gotta pay more attention, this shit is getting confusing)

Season 3: Ep 19

Locke is chilling with The Others in his flashbacks? WTF? Sawyer kills Locke's father as it turns out that he was the asshole that ruined his family. (Ridiculous coincidence #1264)

Season 3: Ep 18

Sun learns that all preggo mums die on the island. Juliette (the double agent) helps her. Naomi parachutes onto island (she's cute), we learn that apparently the wreck of Oceanic flight was found with no survivors.

Season 3: Ep 17

Kate and Sawyer get it on (Kate wants all the boys). FB shows that Desmond met Penny when he was a Monk. (How is that all I got in one hour?)

Season 3: Ep 16

Juliette joins the gang at the main camp. Her flashbacks show that she is on the island against her will but that she is a mole spying on the beach crew. Bitch.

Season 3: Ep 15

The Others flee the camp and leave Kate and Juliette handcuffed in the jungle. They go and find Jack and Sayid. I don't trust Juliette. At all.

Season 3: Ep 14

Nicki and Paulo (who the hell were they anyway?)are accidentally buried alive after fighting over stolen diamonds. Is that all that happened? Yes.

Season 3: Ep 13

Jack is living it up in the camp with The Others. Jack and Juliette are getting off the island. No they're not. Locke just blew the submarine to smithereens.

Season 3: Ep 12

Kate, Locke, Sayid and Mikhail are searching for The Others' camp. A sonic boom fence kills Mikhail. Claire's father is also Jack's father? Ridiculous.

Season 3: Ep 11

Kate, Locke and Sayid head off to find Jack. They find a house with a couple of Others in it. Potential to make contact with world, until Locke blows it up.

Season 3: Ep 10

Hurley finds an old VW camper and rallies the guys to help him restart it. It was kinda fun and I got water in eye. But what else happened? Nothin.

Season 3: Ep 9

Jack's flashbacks to Thailand are cringe worthy for this Bangkokian blogger. Kate and Sawyer get back to their gang. I'm still not sure about Juliette.

Season 3: Ep 8

OK, what? Time travel now? Seriously this is getting kinda ridiculous. The Irish dude went back in time and now can see into the future?

Season 3: Ep 7

Kate and Sawyer escape the small island. Jack saves Ben. We learn more about Juliette - she might be a prisoner too?

Season 3: Ep 6

Meet Alex, is she a rogue Other? Kate's flashbacks include a wedding and real love. Is she now in love with Sawyer or is she still holding something for Jack?

Season 3 - Ep 5

Ok, is this blonde chick with The Others really "a good guy"? She is trying to put all the blame on Ben but how come I feel like it is just another mind trick? Why do I feel like this season is going nowhere fast?

Season 3 - Ep 4

Jack is called to save the chick that Sun shot but he couldn't. Perhaps his occupation is the reason for his occupation? Sawyer flashbacks reveal more cons. Again zzzzzz

Season 3 - Ep 3

Back to John and the beach crew. The hatch imploded, a polar bear stole Echo, John gave a speech and plans to save everyone. ZZZZZ

Season 3 - Ep 2

OK, I'm struggling to accept that The Others are actually so smart and mean and manipulative. I hate them. They stole the boat. But Sun did shoot one.

Season 3: Ep 1

The Others are a sophisticated psych agency with nice houses, cars and book clubs? The leader seriously freaks me out.